current issue number (1) : November 2002 (give or take a month)

Bike Rally Ruined by Feminist Girlfriend

"Barbara is a great woman, attractive and sweet with a wonderful sense of humor. I knew that some of the antics at these bike rally's can be over the top but I never knew she would be so offended." stated thirty nine year old Crystal Lakes CPA and self described Harley enthusiast Bernie Orstein . Orstein describes thirty six year old Lake City Resident Barbara Daily's attitude as enthusiastic in the week leading up to the rally. Daily, a graduate student in women's studies at Washington University met Orstein at a local leather store a month before the event. Describing Orstein as "cute and sincere" she decided the motorcycle convention might be enjoyable. "I dropped probably two grand detailing the bike and buying Barbara and myself matching riding leathers from the new Harley Davidson store in the downtown mall. She works out regularly so she looked great in the leather halter-top with the native American motif. I even had a photographer friend of mine come out and take a few pictures before we hit the road." recounts Orstein. Barbra began expressing a feminist philosophy that Ornstein describes as "very out of sync" with the spirit of the festival. "I proudly introduced Barbara, my old lady to Dirty Zeke a friend and a proprietor of the Tailpipe Tavern." Barbara reacted angrily stating loudly that she preferred the term Copilot. Other planned weekend activities such as the "best tits at the Tailpipe" contest or an invitation to enter a drive buy hotdog licking contest resulted in additional hostilities from Daily.