current issue number (1) : November 2002 (give or take a month)

Torso Files Charges Against Right Hand

Tuesday mourning the Torso of area resident James Buchanan a 42 year old insurance salesman and deacon of Bread of Life Baptist church filed a complaint with Little Rock Police. The Torso's complaint alleges that it was attacked by Buchanan's right hand following an incident at Little Darling's Show Club Monday night. The alleged attack took place in the bed and bathroom of Buchanan's east side residence late Monday night and continued into Tuesday mourning according to police. The Torso described the incident as escalating from "inappropriate touching" to three hours of outright sexual assault that resulted in numerous bruises, scratches and continued mental trauma. James Buchanan aware of the incident but unable to stop it describes the event as "profoundly unfortunate and embarrassing." Police declined to comment on the ongoing investigation only saying that they are interviewing local adult performer Wendy St. James who may have had prior knowledge of the attack.

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