I want to roast Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
Choose a fine cut of meat
Savor his Yuletide aroma,

We serve it your way,
WELL THAT IS MY WAY,
You Ronald McDonald Christmas Mc Nugget
Assistant Manager Asshole.

I’ll chop down you Chinese Made Wall Mart Pine Tree
If that's possible with a spork, Hang Tinsel from my nipples

Scream Violent Messianic Visions from atop your
Hard plastic chairs.
Refuse to be consoled.

Offer up my own holiday happy meal.
Steal all the toys from your happy meal and build
A Paleolithic shelter next to the napkin dispenser.

Stone Age or perhaps Bronze Age

McHunter Gatherer,
That’s what I’ll call myself
as I fashion Samurai Armour
From All Beef Patties,

So You Want to See me Smile,
We’ll that’s great
Cause I love to smile,
Please Mr. Assistant Manager
Make me smile.

I’m sorry I called you an Asshole.
I really am, so sorry. Let’s Sit Down
Break Bread over a steaming cup of hot mustard sauce.
Mr. Assistant Manager.
I’mm so sorry I called you an Asshole.

Have some homemade Reindeer Jerky,
Have a restroom token,

Let’s make out on the deep fryer,
Scream Poetry at the Pro Wrestling fans in the
Drive through.

Ignore Corporate Hygiene,
Implement a strap on policy for coworkers
And Include a Christmas Blessing from Satan
With every order.