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issue number (1) : November 2002 (give
or take a month)
Ten Reasons to Give me money. (An obvious
David Letterman Rip Off)
1. It makes you feel good about yourself.
2. It makes me feel good about you too.
3. Because I don't smoke crack. However, lots of people
who do smoke crack have probably asked you for money and you might have
even given them some.
4. You can impress your buddies down at the plant by
telling them that your an active supporter of the creative arts.
5. Because I am pretty.
6. Because indecent exposure is such an ugly term for
something so beautiful.
7. Because I will give you a Shout Out if I ever become
a guest MC on "Yo MTV Raps".
8. One word: Gingivitas
9. Because I am from South Central (Indiana). So I know
how to kick it.
10. Because Frito your Psychic dog is commanding you
to "Kill, Kill, Kill" and I am the only one that can talk
him out of it.
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