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Amnesty International Report: Prisoners De shoed During Interrogation

Simon Weisenthal Center Introduces Fragmentation Warhead of Tolerance

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Palau Joins World Bank Squirrel Club

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Mike's Guide to Stip Clubs(Including Fabulous Games You can play at Strip Clubs)

Republican Party Champions Diversity in Campain Photography

The Rapid City Anarchist: Hemp the Super Fuel

Editorial: Mike Gets a Dolphin Tattoo

Environmental Groups Protest Mike's Zine

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An Attack on the Fashion Industry is an Attack on us All!

Introducing the New Ford Womanizer!

World's Best Wine in a Box - Mike Interviews Carlo Rossi

Torso Files Charges Against Right Hand

The Rapid City Anarchist Newsletter

Poetry from the McDonalds Christmas Employee of the Month

Bike Rally Ruined by Feminist Girlfriend

Rap star outraged by nomination for youth achievement awards

Answering my Email: Seventeen year old girls want me to see them naked


Top Ten Reasons to send me Your Hard Earned money while I sit my fat ass all day.

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current issue number (4) : Febuary 2003 (give or take a month)

 

White House Opposes Affirmative Action, Bush Returns Yale and Harvard Diplomas

"Quota systems that use race to include or exclude people from higher education and the opportunities it offers are divisive, unfair and impossible to square with the Constitution," Bush said in a six-minute speech from the White House's Roosevelt Room. “That is why I can no longer accept the undergraduate degree that I received from Yale University or the MBA I received from Harvard University three decades ago. I fully reject the social and racial advantages that allowed me to be admitted to an elite educational institution while only a C student. Opportunity in America will be equal for all.”

Bush continued his speech by announcing that he will replace his Yale diploma with an associate degree from Lubbock Community Collage, resign the presidency, and start a night job at a Chevron Station off Route 40.


Crawling
- A very ill advised therapy.
Chicken Skinner - The dark seedy underbelly of South Central Indiana



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MadKane: She writes some really funny stuff and I'm her lap dog. (arf, arf)

ArtSchoolsDigial.com - a good Art Schools directory.

 

Toddler's Union Categorically Rejects "Quiet Time" Proposal

Bush Promotes Prominent Deficit Spender to Budget Director

Phillip Morris Appointed Head of FDA: Tar and Nicotine Reclassified to Fruit and Vegetables Food Group

Previously unknown oppressed minority discovered at San Francisco poetry reading

This seventeen year old model/actress is concerned about your embarassing problem

Berkeley Student Communist Rescued in Daring North Korea Boat Lift

The Prettiest Boy in the Third Grade Wants to Help other boys become Prettier
 


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