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NRA Humor, 2nd Amendment Humor, Iraq Humor
NRA Study Proves That Iraq Leads USA in
2nd Amendment Rights.
“The USA is falling dangerously behind Iraq in gun ownership rights,”
announced NRA spokesperson and renowned conservative Charleton Heston
from the Palestine Hotel in downtown Baghdad. “The Education in
the 2nd Amendment that these Iraqi children are getting is unbelievable,”
said Heston. “Why, I’ve met eight-year-old girls that can
take apart and reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded, and don’t even let
me start with the Rocket Propelled Grenades and Mortars. It worries me
how far ahead of the United States Iraq really is in terms of rights for
gun owners.”
The NRA press conference had to be stopped intermittently as automatic
weapons fire sprayed across the podium while Heston ducked behind a Bradley
Fighting vehicle. Heston squealed excitedly with each new burst of fire,
hailing the Iraqi snipers as excellent marksmen. “Why, did you see
the last shot? That thirteen-year-old kid almost picked me off from two
blocks away! How many American youngsters can say that?”
NRA Humor, 2nd Amendment Humor, Iraq Humor
NRA Humor, 2nd Amendment Humor, Iraq Humor
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