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This HighSchool Cheerleader demands that you enlarge your Embarrasing Medical Problem

Jerry Maroski in Cleveland why won't you answer me. Did you think that I was joking? I have spent that last two years writing you daily. I sent you thousands of ads, hundreds of free offers for ointments, creams and herbal supplements. What other seventeen year old model/actress cares enough to worry about your, embarrassing medical problem. Do you think your wife Caroline doesn't notice that your not exactly filling her with your mansword? Let me be blunt. Maybe I care too much about the bedroom performance of middle age men in you socio-economic group but your size (or lack thereof) and flaccidity is every high school cheerleader’s problem. Do you think that I just sit their spread eagle on top of the pyramid with my panties up my ass? Well do you? I have thoughts and I have dreams Jerry. And one of those dreams is that you do something for yourself, something for your wife and something for all us seventeen-year-old nymphomaniacs (36-24-36) with a penchant for balding middle age cocksman like yourself.

I may be wrong Jerry but the pictures that I sent you of last years homecoming gang-bang did not go unnoticed. When my girlscout troop found that case of dildos at camp Jizimonga I did not have to spend six hours filming every last lathery moment. Do you think holding that camera was easy? Do you know how painful our six hour pony ride was the next day? It hurt like hell Jerry and no amount of lubrication could change that. You hear me. No amount.

Think for once about someone other than yourself. Thank about young impressionable women like myself and for god sake do something.

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