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I am always interested in finding out about new satire or humor sites. Please send me an email if you have a stupid, gross, satirical, pornographic, or absurd site that I am unaware of. We can't be friends for free, so if you link to me I will link to you. You can send your sites to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Ten Reasons Why you should link to me.
1. Because, I will flood your site with hits from people that will buy nothing and use all your bandwidth.
2. Because, your site will look great next to this piece of shit.
3. Because, my nickname in high school was spanky.
4. One word Yatzee.
5. Because you need one site in your History Folder that doesn't contain fake nudes of Brittany Spears.
6. Because, I need traffic. Damn it!, Can't you see I'm desperate.
7. Because I was voted one of the 100 least influential people of 2001
8. I am known as Big Daddy Mike in Seattle, Grande Padre Miguel in Mexico
9. Because I am the last person on the Internet that posses none of the secrets of network marketing.
10. Because, I live in a fucking hostel.
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