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(give me some freaken money, give me money
easy money)
DONATE TO ME!
Send me some money so I can quit my job and sit on my fat ass all
day. I want to write stupid short stories and I'd even like it more
if you paid me to do it. If you pay me $100 then you get to tell me
the title of my next story. For a $1000 and a plane ticket I'll come
to your house and drink Carlo Rossi with you (you buy the Carlo Rossi).
For $50,000 you can name one of my balls (left of right!). I currently
call them Bill and Ted but I'm willing to rename then for the right
price. I'll give you lap dance (Texas Style) for $100,000 (other styles
cost more).
Top Ten Reasons to Give Me Your Money
If you're broke don't send me anything.
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http://www.paypal.com
all you need is my email address me@mikeszine.com
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my email: me@mikeszine.com
My Address:
Michael Long
2014 4th Ave #104,
Seattle WA 98121
(give me some freaken money, give me money easy money)
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