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Ten
Reasons to Give me your Money while I sit on my Ass all Day
(An
obvious David Letterman Rip Off)
1. It makes you feel good about yourself.
2. It
makes me feel good about you too.
3. Because
I don't smoke crack. However, lots of people who do smoke crack have
probably asked you for money and you might have even given them some.
4. You
can impress your buddies down at the plant by telling them that your
an active supporter of the creative arts.
5. Because
I am pretty.
6. Because
indecent exposure is such an ugly term for something so beautiful.
7. Because
I will give you a Shout Out if I ever become a guest MC on "Yo
MTV Raps".
8. One
word: Gingivitas
9. Because
I am from South Central (Indiana). So I know how to kick it.
10. Because
Frito your Psychic dog is commanding you to "Kill, Kill, Kill" and
I am the only one that can talk him out of it.
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